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What Is A Urinal​?​: The Best of R. Mutt and the Fountains

by R. Mutt and the Fountains

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Zlatoustine 00:36
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This is the age of sin Reject the order of creation Embrace the annihilation Of man as the image of God Destroy Plot designs of death Disfigure the face of man and woman This is the age of sin Disfigure the face of man and woman This is the age of sin
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Level 03:48
Do you know what goes on In those warehouses When they're cybernized They go to the next level If you don't agree Static electricity Will be your demise It's just a innocent grocery trip Do not return To the first level You will disappear And will never leave
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Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding name Was Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blame For putting the gun in your grand-daddy's hand As he was imprinting your face in the sand. The part of the pork chop that you left behind, Has given me breakfast and rendered me blind; I still want you, baby, and I miss you so much. I hated your body, but I needed your touch. Weight Lifting Lulu Is under the lawn Weight Lifting Lulu Forever is gone
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Well, I was very fond, shall we say, of Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka Cocaine and vodka
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Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs My wife left me for my dog He was too beautiful Deborah, God is not merciful They're going to move out of Wyoming But they're the only people I know Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs I am going to the bar To consume alcoholic beverages Until I become intoxicated Country life is overrated Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs The man at the bar walked up to me He said "look at my truck son, can't you see" I couldn't believe my tired eyes It was a dog-eared surprise Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs My mind is in a fog He married his own dog The badlands of Wyoming Are not safe for my hair combing Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs His dog stood in a wedding dress as he got up to leave I said "you know son, that's going to make me heave" I'm moving to Utah to live in the city And never have to deal with dogs so pretty Trucks and girls and beautiful dogs (chant endlessly)
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Hickory: Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Ephalo ephalo zephalo pod Microsoft Sam: I hear an obvious tape splice because Hickory fucked up the bass part. I hear a bassline. I hear Jean-Michel Jarre’s drum machine. I hear the last song on Nonchalance In The Land Of The Large And Flabby. I hear shitty music. I would prefer the James Gang. I would prefer “Funk #49”. This is a bad disco song. Disco does not usually contain tritones. What does the title even mean? It’s nowhere near as good as the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album. Danny DeVito does not appear. This is not a metaphor for capitalism. I hear a synthesizer. I hear Hickory McCay using the British spelling of synthesiser. I hear a bad Cecil Taylor impression, except performed on a Yamaha CS-80. Godspeed You! Black Emperor do not have a Yamaha CS-80. Oh no, is he going to perform a guitar solo? The synthesizer was already annoying enough. I could not tell whether or not that was a guitar solo. There did not appear to be any notes. Joe Walsh: Well, I was very fond, shall we say, of cocaine and vodka. Teacher: Good morning, students! Wow, what a great turnout today! Microsoft Sam: Can you please play Funk #49? Joe Walsh is such greatest guitarist, songwriter, and American treasure. The Eagles needed Joe more than Joe needed the Eagles, that’s for sure! Forget the Eagles, forget Ringo and his All-Starr Band, when the virus gets through running its course, the James Gang must ride again. Nothing like a good ole Stratocaster in the hands of somebody who knows how to play it! Still my favorite song that they did, and to sound as good today as when they did it originally years ago! And what a blistering, different song for back then! Made me a James Gang fan for life. Joe Walsh: Akdov dna eniacoc fo, yas ew llahs, donf yrev saw I, llew. Well, I was very fond, shall we say, of cocaine and vodka. Microsoft Sam: This song is going on far too long.
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Ford Temple 02:17
Please, don't make me blue. I've got some scattered pictures of you and me spending the weekend. They're in my mind and they're never going to come down. There is something missing and I'm not so sure. I've been all around the world, I think there's just one place I should go. So, Royce, Royce, Royce, Royce Please, Royce, Royce, Royce, Royce, Please, Royce, Royce, Royce, Royce, We've gone to Hollywood. Me and you. We've gone to Hollywood. Me and you. We've gone to Hollywood. Me and you.
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Lucy 02:01
Reckless fashioning I’m rationing until the morn Rationing You feel seaborne But I’ve tried ushering before I’m unfolding until dawn Every conscription is hardcore Like the door of a jar Reckless fashioning I miss your sawfish It’s time we had some hogfish Baby’s got no paddlefish I don’t want to be stuck in null fleshing You might think I’m oceangoing You’re always entering when you lie Will you hold tight and not go thrusting?
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FIVE INCHICS: Heyday and five inchics, yo yo, YO yo yo Right-brass, yo yo Beating away in Minnesotosos You’re telling me, all my fellow felines Heyday and five inchics, yo yo, YO yo yo Right-brass, yo yo Beating away in Minnesotosos You’re telling me, all my fellow felines HOSPITAL BEDO-ALCHEMY: The hospital is too big, too small An entire hospital The health of the workers could be drastically improved by building a whole new one The employees and owners could even start over The world is going to be so much better if the government can’t do something to the health of the workers We’ve been trying to save the world for several decades But the laws haven’t managed to protect the lives of the people It’s possible that the laws of nature will do something to the lives of humanity, but we couldn’t prevent people from coming back to life But in the end, the laws of nature have left us in the hands of demons After getting used to the idea of creating an alchemy hospital and being forced to deal with the problem of the workers, he came to think his own problems may be much worse Why bother worrying about the people here? They won’t die if I don’t let them work Maybe I can bring my own resources to work for the rest of the time Maybe I can make them stay awake up to go to work for the workers at night But I think I’ve lost my sense of time Why bother taking time out to enjoy this night? And why use my life to focus on the future? I want to save this hospital I want to save other people’s lives too When you tell it to the doctors, they will see you as a cure-all, and they will find a way to take your lives out of your body When you say these things, they will think you are a god They will think you are insane, and yet you were just a man, and they will kill you if you do them You mean you would do such a thing? Of course I wouldn’t And so it is, even though I’m the baddest of the poor, and this day is the most embarrassing of them all, I hope I’m not alone in that.
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The wastebasket’s name was Ralph The frog’s name was Kermit I’m a Libertarian And I want to legalize this Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket If you asked me “who is Ralph” I’d say it’s the basket’s name And then if I asked you “who is he marrying” You would say the same Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Ralph lays frozen on the cold, wet grass while Kermit’s knife pokes him Kermit lays frozen in his bed while his husband chokes him Ralph lays frozen on the cold, wet grass while Kermit’s knife pokes him Kermit lays frozen in his bed while his husband chokes him Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
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Okay Okay I saw a cop at the Denny’s Shoving a Grand Slam into his pig-like mouth And I had I had I saw a sign for Monster Energy It said “buy one and get one free” And I had I had And I had I had And I had I had A godsoean fouk All over my sock A godsoean fouk I saw a particular shade of plaid And I had I had Last night I saw a movie As I recall it was a horror movie And I had I had And I had I had A godsoean fouk A godsoean fouk Godsoean, all over my sock I just ate a grape Open a window and a breeze rolls in And I had I had And I had I had Bruce Willis was dead At the end of Sixth Sense And I had I had And I had I had And I had I had And I had I had A godsoean fouk All over my sock A godsoean fouk Over my, over my, over my sock “Come gather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown”
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Hey, Tropical Counselor! Your air of indifference pleases me That’s why I say Tropical Counselor, keep dancing Tropical Counselor, keep dancing Tropical Counselor, keep dancing Hey, Tropical Counselor! You drive me nuts I’m climbing up the walls Keep on dancing, Tropical Counselor Go on tour! He drives me nuts He drives my nuts Tropical Counselor, driving my nuts! Driving me nuts Driving my nuts This joke is not funny Who wrote it? I wrote it You have a bad sense of humor And your hair looks bad You should be ashamed of yourself It was done better on the last album I’m glad I did Because otherwise How would you get to hear the word “nuts” on an R. Mutt and the Fountains album? Only on the song “Tropical Counselor” Tropical Counselor Tropical Counselor Tropical Counselor, dance some more Tropical Counselor, dance some more Tropical Counselor, dance some more Tropical Counselor, dance some more Tropical Counselor, dance some more The tropical counselor Went down to the record store He bought a Fall album And he ripped off the vocal style And also to an extent the musical style Of such songs as “Container Drivers” And “Slates, Slags, etc.” Then he watched an episode Of SpongeBob SquarePants Directed by Karleinz Stockhausen
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Macho Man 05:20
Body, want to feel my body, Body, baby, such a thrill, my body Body, want to touch my body, Body, baby, it's too much, my body Body, check it out, my body, body, Baby, don't you doubt, my body Body, talking about my body, body, Baby, checking out my body Every man wants to be a macho man To have the kind of body always in demand Jogging in the mornings, go man go Workouts in the health spa, muscles grow You can best believe me He's a macho man Glad he took you down with anyone you can Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Body, it's so hot, my body, Body, love to pop my body, Body, love to please my body, Body, don't you tease my body, Body, you'll adore my body, Body, come explore my body, Body, made by God, my body, Body, it's so good, my body You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk His western shirts and leather, always look so boss Funky with his body, he's a king Call him Mister Ego, dig his chains You can best believe that he's a macho man Likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand Macho, macho man I got to be a macho man Macho macho man I got to be a macho Body, my body, body, want to feel my body Body, baby, body, body, come and thrill my body Body, baby, body, body, love to funk, my body Body, baby, body, body, it's so hot, my body Every man ought to be a macho, macho man To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand Have your own lifestyles and ideals Possess the strength of confidence, that's the skill You can best believe that he's a macho man He's the special god son in anybody's land Macho, macho man I got to be a macho man Macho macho man I got to be a macho I got to be a macho
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Homonaut 03:12
I like to watch you sleep Dancing to the reggae beat Baby, you can ride a given Homosexual She says she loves my astronaut But you already know I like you true In front of your astronaut In the scented suite In the scented suite So homosexual So homosexual You know the drill You want to work it like a DJ But you don’t want to go to the astronaut with me On that chick who gave you cold feet You know who I mean, in black clothes Bye bye, let me say that you deserve me I’ve seen you with your astronaut again Hold up and attack me and I said Oh happiness, oh happiness Meet the astronaut at the door Meet the astronaut at the door In the scented suite In the scented suite So homosexual So homosexual You know the drill You want to work it like a DJ But you don’t want to go to the astronaut with me On that chick who gave you cold feet You know who I mean, in black clothes A black velvet nightmare fantasy, digital and homosexual A black velvet nightmare fantasy, digital and homosexual In the scented suite In the scented suite So homosexual So homosexual You know the drill You want to work it like a DJ But you don’t want to go to the astronaut with me On that chick who gave you cold feet You know who I mean, in black clothes We had the wind We had the bloom We had the astronaut You play the homosexual teacher First to the drug scene Last to the homosexual club I always said my heart Would be cold It makes me feel lucky The lovers and the homosexual It makes me feel lucky The lovers and the homosexual
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LEW STEPPED OUTSIDE If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be gay If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be gay Call Holy Lew Gay If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be queer If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be queer Don’t call Holy Lew Ear If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be trans If you see someone in your neighborhood and you think they might be trans Call Hollinndagain EDISTUO DEPPETS WEL
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Hickory: So great in every way, great in every way America loves, America loves you Yes, America loves you No worries worry or worry You got no thoughts that ever stray from home And my little girl says America got the best home ever Sweet, sweet America, you did it yourself Sweet, sweet America, you got us Sweet, sweet America, you did it yourself It keeps us from getting up, the fear of America Ezra: The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days The ha has The hee hees The old days Hickory, Carson, and Ezra: We want a world of surreal poetry We want a world where people live happily We want a world of surreal poetry We want a world where people live happily We want a world of surreal poetry We want a world where people live happily Ezra: Fuck Trump and fuck you, man! The Village People: Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go, I said Young man, when you're short on your dough you can Stay there and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. They have everything for young men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
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Microsoft Sam: This song is shitty. I would rather hear the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album. I wrote my own song, A Car on A Silver Log. That’s the song, the complete lyrics are “take it to the limit, Hickory “Funk #126,000” McCay!” Hickory: A car on a sliver log I saw your mom Pogo Wapsi, oh yeah, and the stomach bomb A car on a sliver log I saw your mom (how about 81 Poop Hatch?) Pogo Wapsi, oh yeah, and the stomach bomb The truck off a gold brick You heard my dad Beanbag Tocattano, lasagne, without an anus party The truck off a gold brick You heard my dad Beanbag Tocattano, lasagne, without an anus party Yeah, we’re going to an anus party Yeah, we’re going to an anus party Yeah, we’re going to an anus party Yeah, we’re going to an anus party, yeah!
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Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant wrote you a song 100 years or more long That’s how long it’ll take him To get back to your arms I hope you’re happy now I hope you’re happy now, Maggie I hope you’re happy now, Ronnie Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant gets out of jail; fucks mother, kills father Average pot defendant and average coke defendant do the same Only my best friends I hope you’re happy now I hope you’re happy now, Mommy I hope you’re happy now, Daddy Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average meth defendant gets out of jail; kills both parents Kills self too Kills 7 billion people That’s as many as four tens And that’s terrible Only communism has killed more people than average crack defendant I hope you’re happy now I hope you’re happy now, Karl I hope you’re happy now, Joseph Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant Average crack defendant costs us more money than any man living Even the president We will steal from a small business Average coke defendant sells Herbalife products
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Yeah! I’m surfing the stoned life Yeah! I’m surfing the stoned life It may look like I’m listening to Tales From Topographic Oceans, but I’m not It may look like I’m listening to Tales From Topographic Oceans, but I’m not I’m surfing the stoned life I’m surfing the stoned life It may look like I’m listening to Tales From Topographic Oceans, but I’m not It may look like I’m listening to Tales From Topographic Oceans, but I’m not I’m surfing the stoned life Bridge! Craving penetrations offer links to the self instructor’s sharp and tender love I’m surfing the stoned life I’m surfing the stoned life You and I You and I Living together Loving forever Surfing the stoned life Surfing the stoned life Guitar!
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Well, as a conservative I was walking down the liberal streets Seeing all the homeless, I gritted my teeth But then all of a sudden, I spot a dude in a corny mobile phone suit I try to call Holy Lew Gay and the dude says “how rude” Then I call Ron DeSantis To say “this guy looks like a gay praying mantis” But after I scoff saying “gay”, Ron says “how crude” He says “you said something that’s against the law Because in Florida you can kiss a dog’s paw, worship Tim McGraw, or even snort coke through a straw But you can’t say anything about sex Or the way the non-binary dress Or you’re under arrest” I said I agreed But I asked about abortion I said “you know the liberals will legalize that contraceptive potion” Ron said “no, because we have Mobile Fetus” I asked “does he believe in the LORD or Jesus Because I’m sure if he did, we’d all team up And say giddyup, Trump 2024” “Yes”, he explained, “Right near the remains of those trains that we blew up because they voted for socialist Biden Is Mobile Fetus, a dude in a costume that honks his car horn As he vroom-vrooms to work, causing a commotion, at his job protesting to ban abortion You can call his landline to report an abortion So, let’s conquer the left’s plan for that contraceptive potion”
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Saw a Korn sticker on a limousine If that’s who’s running this whole scene I shall be very disappointed And talk to the manager So I talked to the manager He was very short; he had no arms or legs He was wearing a tiny hat He looked like a Fisher-Price man Rock and roll So I asked him, “what do you know about this thing called rock and roll” He said “I know an egg from a corn, sonny boy” Then he locked me in the gym I had to live on bleacher dirt I was there for 225 years The rock and roll lifestyle has blinded me Now I know about cocaine and crack And how they’ll make you kill your mother Rock and roll Cocaine and crack Wait, start again I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac Now I know about cocaine and crack And Breyer P-Orrige’s ultimate plan To make every set of two non-binary people dye their hair in the same way Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac Now I know about cocaine and crack Crack defendant
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Oh, where could a man hide? Doughnuts swiftly launched in Moon dimes Glasgow butterscotch Chardonnay Horseshoe covering Dracula pearls with bamboo hotels The staunch pilot interrupted by 301 ear Plastic refried elephants looming 689 haunted road Lukewarm centipede drilled among the many Asparagus limbs swaying Then spiky friless rifle basil abound The mahogany autumn tendril camels soar Obituary soldiers pry in gloom light Pickled New Zealand Sexism, lentils Holes, lunules, jack-o-lantern Tundra exhaust Zip-Oo-Zop-Ay-O Oh nonetheless, friends these days Casserole Martians Unite! A million glares of spongy scissors Calm, collected, proud Years and years of sun-kissed sergeants Periwinkle Las Vegas In these olden times Units of funambulist sea divers lurching She tasted like an oregano lisp She tastes of chartreuse dental turrets Ten whips to the almighty brain Why so many centuries of poppyseeds? Old elf lady in a polka-dotted nuthatch-kept dog-eared refrigerator corset The mysterious corpse shape-shifted into a Walgreens bag the color of mom’s toucan Priscilla boogies in the bare aluminum midnight horizon 501 Sheep Scare Rd Depression inside a kneecap Drained from Ghetto Cowboy’s automobile factory Pale as a book Hail is a book Omphlundra, osundra, zequilizer Oh, dear ambulance Won’t you arrive tonight? I’m stuck in a bright fright
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Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome one and all, to our first scientific discovery! It's Frank Zappa's mouth!" Dad: "Ow! Look out while you're riding around that black hole on your hoverboard, Junior!" Little kid: "Why, Daddy?" Dad: "Because it's Frank Zappa's fucking mouth! It's a black hole! Isn't that amazing?" Mom, interrupting Dad: "Stu, what did I say about cussing in the house?!" Little kid: "It's okay, Daddy. Because isn't a fucking just like a ring pop candy?" Mom: "Look what you made him do, Stu. Now let's talk about our divorce in the other room". Little kid: "A miniature horse?!" Dad: "Marge, you just have to understand that the aura of Frank Zappa has been living in our house!" Mom: "Let's dial down on your psychedelics then!" Dad: "That's Frank Zappa!" Frank Zappa: "I'm Frank Zappa, and I don’t use drugs!" Oh, did you hear the news? Not do confuse you, but they've announced that Zappa's mouth is a black hole They found when they searched through his soul Besides the obscenities and foul language we apologize you have to anguish through Besides the music that doesn't sound anything like Cheap Trick, mind you Besides the sex jokes Which are so not woke That after laughing so hard All I can do is choke It's Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
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Strange as Atom Heart Mother But oh Lord my sweet lover Sometimes it feels like I can't listen to Wheels Of Fire I say not another time (time) Because it feels like I'm trapped in a time traveling box set to 1969 (1969) Living life with the Eagles (Eagles) And Cream (Cream) It must be a dream (must be a dream) It's so surreal and obscene (surreal and obscene) Yet somehow I also hear Pink Floyd (Pink Floyd) Which is funny because the other bands I want to avoid Oh Lord, I was singing about Pink (Pink) Cream (Cream) '69 ('69) Pink (Pink) Cream (Cream) '69 ('69) Smoking some LSD (LSD) Beneath a hazy tree (hazy tree) When I spot a piece of space debris (debris) Oh no, it looks like Jerry Garcia!
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Torch girl of the marshes Her kiss is a whip of the moon Dawn's damsels are dancing To the hum of her sunny young tune How, how Elemental Child How, how, yeah, yeah Elemental Child Gems hemmed in the heart's head The shield of the rivers is hers She once told me to think white And the night disappeared like a bird How, how Elemental Child How, how, yeah, yeah Elemental Child Hold the glove of gold behind you Love the love of Truth Torch girl of the marshes Her kiss is a whip of the moon Dawn's damsels are dancing To the hum of her sunny young tune How, how Elemental Child How, how, yeah, yeah Elemental Child Gems hemmed in the heart's head The shield of the rivers is hers She once told me to think white And the night disappeared like a bird How, how Elemental Child How, how, yeah, yeah Elemental Child Hold the glove of gold behind you Love the love of Truth
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Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love Carolynn give you fun Carolynn give you fun I've begun to fall in love Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? My heart is swollen up with you It's all so very new Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? My heart is overflowing now I'm satisfied somehow Carolynn will you come? Carolynn will you come? I've begun to fall in love I've begun to fall in love
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If you see me walking down the line With my favorite honky tonk in mind Well, I'll be here around supper time With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah Baby, don't you want to come with me? And the crowd gets loud When the band gets right Steel guitar crying through the night Yeah, trying to cover up the corner fight But everything's cool because they're just tight Beer drinkers and hell raisers, yeah Baby, don't you want to come with me? The joint was jumping like a cat on hot tin Lord, I thought the floor was gonna give in Soundin' a lot like a House Congressional Cause we're experimental and professional Beer drinkers, hell raisers, yeah Well, baby don't you want to come with me?
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It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, now I'm even more lost It was a bad idea to think you were the one Was such a bad idea, now everything's wrong You put your hands under my shirt Undid my bra and said these words "Darling, you're so pretty, it hurts" You pushed me up against my wall Threw my clothes down on the floor "Darling, are you ready for more?" It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea to think I could stop Was such a bad idea, I can't get enough It was a bad idea meeting you so late Was such a bad idea, I can't think straight It was a bad idea to bring you back home Was such a bad idea, I need to be alone You put your hands under my shirt Undid my bra and said these words "Darling, you're so pretty, it hurts" You pushed me up against my wall Threw my clothes down on the floor "Darling, are you ready for more?" It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea to think I could stop Was such a bad idea, I can't get enough Bad idea, bad idea Bad idea, bad idea You put your hands under my shirt Undid my bra and said these words "Darling, you're so pretty, it hurts" You pushed me up against my wall Threw my clothes down on the floor You said "Darling, are you ready for more?" It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea calling you up Was such a bad idea, I'm totally fucked It was a bad idea to think I could stop Was such a bad idea, I can't get enough I just left the Hotel Amnesia I had to go there Where it is I can't remember But now I can remember, now I can remember Hafta! Hafta! Message for yer! Message for yer! Too much reliance on girl here On girls here, behind every shell-actor Snobbier Snobbier Too much romantic here I destroy romantics, actors Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

about

"All your children are poor unfortunate victims of lies you believe
A plague upon your ignorance that keeps the young from the truth they deserve"- Frank Zappa
"Rights for gays, oh yeah
And medical care for everyone"- John Maus
"Tree Wizard Puretongue, the digger of holes
The Swan King, the Elf Lord, the eater of souls
Lithon The Black, the rider of stars
Tyrannosaurus Rex, the eater of cars"- Marc Bolan
"My new lunch is a single ring pop. Both healthy and filling"- Alex Wallace
"Call room service, order peaches and cream
I like my dessert first, if you know what I mean"- Peter Sinfield

credits

released June 19, 2022

ZLATOUSTINE
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: voice, samples
INTRO/THREE YES OLD
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: Wurlitzer electric piano, Synclavier, Farfisa organ, Roland JX-3P synthesizer, Oberheim DMX drum machine
THE AGE OF SIN
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, drum programming, vocals
LEVEL
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, baritone guitar, Roland TR-909 drum machine, Oberheim SEM synthesizer, vocals
UNICORN CROTCH SYNDROME
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, Minimoog, Hammond organ
WEIGHT LIFTING LULU
Written by The Residents
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, Farfisa organ, vocals
HORRIBLE WHEELCHAIR II: COCAINE AND VODKA
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, Clavinet, samples
TRUCKS AND GIRLS AND BEAUTIFUL DOGS
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: piano, vocals
EPHALO EPHALO ZEPHALO POD
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: baritone guitar, bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, Microsoft Sam, vocals, samples
FORD TEMPLE
Written by Hickory McCay and Ezra Wallace
Hickory McCay: guitars, drums, vocals
Ezra Wallace: drums, vocals
LUCY
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, percussion, sampled horn, vocals
HEYDAY AND FIVE INCHICS (EXOTIC MUSIC, FRENCH COMPOSITION, HOSPITAL BEDO-ALCHEMY, AND HOMER AND JULIET TALES)
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: guitar, vocals, harmonica, percussion, MuseScore sitar, samples
KERMIT THE FROG MARRIES A WASTEPAPER BASKET
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Roland TR-909 drum machine, Vox organ, karaoke machine, vocals
Claire Coffey: karaoke machine assistance
DREAM OF LAS VEGAS/GODSOEAN FOUK/VEGGIE GETS THE VEG
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: electric guitar, bass, Minimoog, Clavinet, sampled marimba, sampled dulcimer, Roland TR-66 drum machine, samples, vocals
TROPICAL COUNSELOR
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, Fairlight CMI, claves, vocals
MACHO MAN
Written by Victor Willis and Jaques Morali
Hickory McCay: Prophet VS synthesizer, Synclavier, Synare, 12-string acoustic guitar, bass, Casio VL-1 synthesizer, vocals
HOMONAUT
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Prophet VS synthesizer, Roland Jupiter-8 synthesizer, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, vocals
Ezra Wallace: drums
HOLY LEW GAY (RADIO MIX AT 3 AM ON A TRAIN TO BOSTON)
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, vocals, double-tracked air horns
MAKE AMERICA MUTT AGAIN
Written by Hickory McCay, Carson Barr, and Ezra Wallace
Hickory McCay: guitar (good solo and rhythm guitar), bass, Moog modular synthesizer, ARP Solina synthesizer, samples, shitty drums, vocals
Ezra Wallace: drums, guitar (shitty solo), vocals
Carson Barr: vocals
POGO WAPSI AND THE STOMACH BOMB
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: Roland TR-909 drum machine, programmed beatbox, E-Mu Emulator II, ARP 2600 synthesizer, Roland Jupiter-8 synthesizer, saxophone, vocoder, throaty vocals, Microsoft Sam
CRACK DEFENDANT
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Zoom 707II drum machine, Hammond organ, ARP Solina synthesizer, Casio CZ-1000 synthesizer, samples, vocals
SURFING THE STONED LIFE
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, Synclavier, Fairlight CMI, bass, distorted saxophone, Ensoniq SQ-80 synthesizer, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, vocals
MOBILE FETUS ON STREET
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: guitar, Prophet-5 synthesizer, Minimoog synthesizer, drum programming, Rhodes piano, vocals
ROCK 'N' ROLL
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: drum machine, vocals, guitar, sampled gong, bass, Oberheim OB-Xa synthesizer, Casio CZ-1000 synthesizer, cornet
WOODPECKER WITH A BA-DOO ECHO
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: samples, voice
ZAPPA’S MOUTH
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: Hammond organ, Apple Alchemy synthesizer, sampled bagpipes, sampled trombone, sampled sax, tambourine, drum machine, bongos, drum programming, claps, claves, sampled harp, sampled violin, vocals
PINK CREAM ‘69
Written by Hickory McCay and Carson Barr
Hickory McCay: guitar, banjo, drums, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, ARP 2600 synthesizer, Roland Jupiter-8 synthesizer, Minimoog synthesizer, vocals
Carson Barr: backup vocals
ELEMENTAL CHILD
Written by Marc Bolan
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Roland TR-66 drum machine, piano, vocals
SATAN WAS A LESBIAN
Written by Hickory McCay
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, drum programming
I’VE BEGUN TO FALL IN LOVE
Written by R. Stevie Moore
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, vocals
BEER DRINKERS AND HELL RAISERS
Written by Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill, and Frank Beard
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Fairlight CMI, Clavinet, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, vocals
BAD IDEA/THE CLASSICAL
Written by Marie Ulven Ringheim, Mark E. Smith, Craig Scanlon, Marc Riley, Karl Burns, Steve Hanley, and Paul Hanley
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, drum loop, vocals

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