Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant wrote you a song
100 years or more long
That’s how long it’ll take him
To get back to your arms
I hope you’re happy now
I hope you’re happy now, Maggie
I hope you’re happy now, Ronnie
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant gets out of jail; fucks mother, kills father
Average pot defendant and average coke defendant do the same
Only my best friends
I hope you’re happy now
I hope you’re happy now, Mommy
I hope you’re happy now, Daddy
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average meth defendant gets out of jail; kills both parents
Kills self too
Kills 7 billion people
That’s as many as four tens
And that’s terrible
Only communism has killed more people than average crack defendant
I hope you’re happy now
I hope you’re happy now, Karl
I hope you’re happy now, Joseph
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant
Average crack defendant costs us more money than any man living
Even the president
We will steal from a small business
Average coke defendant sells Herbalife products
A car on a sliver log
I saw your mom
Pogo Wapsi, oh yeah, and the stomach bomb
The truck off a gold brick
You heard my dad
Beanbag Tocattano, lasagna, without an anus party
Yeah, we're gonna have an anus party
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The sound of old music is still alive in high definition; you are still hearing the old people's laughter. Sounds almost too old to be old. Sounds like old people's laughter. If I knew I could learn to be old, I would listen. The music seems good by all accounts. The music also appears to be ok by all accounts. The sound of old music is still alive in high definition; you are still hearing the old people's laughter. Sounds almost too old to be old. Sounds like old people's laughter. No song about a boy. But there are some that make me feel like I am old.
This is not Mutt's first foray into rock music, but one of several to hit the charts in 1996 before being released on the LP, The Scent of the Night. With it, Mutt created a record by using a group song - a sort of rock tune - to create something "like a dream come true".
"It makes my head hurt a little bit. I remember feeling like you've never really imagined what it was."
After Mutt left the studio, he made a return to the city. In London, his new band was formed.
"I started to do more and more tours," he continues. "The last two years I've been doing a bunch of more shows in NYC, in the city. So that's when I started to think I didn't want to leave, and that's when I started going to the shows with the Fountains group and Mutt Mutt and everyone else."
I listen to Mutt almost as much as you listen to your grandparents, but when I have these songs, it just makes the way of my life: when you're ready for something to come along, it gets you.
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Lee's Legion: In a trippy desert, Charles Lee talks to and kills an elephant using a remote-controlled owl car, which can talk to him through the radio frequency provided by a remote-controlled hornet. A hippie in a scuba suit crashes on the shore and Lee steals his shoelaces and becomes a fish-man-man-man, which is probably a reference to the Simpsons and all the weirdly/coincidentally homophones with which they speak. Lee shows up in a Costco parking lot and kills four people with an automatic toy gun with flashing orange hazard lights, and when this occurs, the images of the 1970s on the CD soundtrack of the film flash red and yellow in random intervals.
Mike Tylko is a musician and songwriter from Wichita, Kansas. He is best known for leading Mike Tylko and the Pizza Hut Horn Players. Their hits include "I'm Paying for All the Pizza You're Paying For", "The Big Damn Family Polka", and "My Dad Is a Lawnmower". The other band members are the Walsh siblings.
Ioritallied Walsh has enjoyed the accordion since childhood, which lead her to playing keyboards in the Pizza Hut Horn Players. She enjoys pasta, crocheting, and the music of the Grateful Dead.
Phenix Walsh plays tenor sax and clarinet in the Pizza Hut Horn Players. He was inspired to play saxophone after hearing David Sanborn's excellent solo on the Eagles' "The Sad Cafe". Mike Tylko convinced him later, using methods that cannot be legally disclosed, to play the clarinet. Phenix is a follower of Zoroastrianism.
Allen Walsh plays trumpet in the Pizza Hut Horn Players. He is a famous recluse, and little is known about him except that he is a devout Mormon.
Greater Walsh plays trombone in the Pizza Hut Horn Players. His real name is Dave. He got his pseudonym because he was the tallest of his siblings. He is a follower of Hellenic Paganism, and prays to Zeus every time he goes onstage.
WHESON Walsh is the drummer for the Pizza Hut Horn Players. He is known for his wild behavior, such as throwing Bluetooth speakers out of windows. As a teenager, he played in an anarcho-punk band that turned into an extremely right-wing band.
Stoned Walsh is the bass player in the Pizza Hut Horn Players. He doesn't use cocaine, because its smell drives him insane. He is also unable to work in certain equipment shops because of his condition.
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released May 15, 2022
INTERZERO ZAPPA
Hickory McCay: samples, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, percussion, Minimoog synthesizer, ARP Solina synthesizer, Wurlitzer electric piano, acoustic and electric guitar
JAZZ GIVES ME MOTH HAIR
Hickory McCay: guitar, prepared guitar, drum programming, test-tone oscillator and filter bank, alto saxophone, voice
VOODOO GODFATHERS OF LAS VEGAS
Hickory McCay: sampled harp, sampled cello, sampled violin, drum programming, bongos, glitch effects, guitar, sampled triangle, Synclavier, Farfisa organ, ARP 2600 synthesizer
JIM HIGHTOWER'S EXTREMELY VELOCEROUS SINGING
Hickory McCay: samples, vocals, Paul Stanley, announcement
Carson Barr: audience
Chris McCay: audience, Michelob
SURFING THE STONED LIFE
Hickory McCay: guitar, Synclavier, Fairlight CMI, bass, distorted saxophone, Ensoniq SQ-80 synthesizer, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, vocals
ALREADY EXPERIENCED SINGING LIKE A CHICKEN OR BEATING AN INCH CRUSHING SOMEONE
Hickory McCay: vocals, looped recorders, Synclavier, tambourine, Roland D-50 synthesizer
CRACK DEFENDANT
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, Zoom 707II drum machine, Hammond organ, ARP Solina synthesizer, Casio CZ-1000 synthesizer, samples, vocals
ENJOY THE BUGS OF YOUR BRAIN
Hickory McCay: "filler" vocals, vocals, clavinet, Hammond organ, sampled mandolin, clapping, tambourine, Minimoog synthesizer, sampled trumpet, bass guitar, vocals
POGO WAPSI AND THE STOMACH BOMB
Hickory McCay: Roland TR-909 drum machine, programmed beatbox, E-Mu Emulator II, ARP 2600 synthesizer, Roland Jupiter-8 synthesizer, saxophone, vocoder, throaty vocals
THE ARRIVAL OF CHRIS CANDLE
Hickory McCay: acoustic guitar, E-Mu Emulator II, Synclavier, vocals
ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-SIX THOUSAND
Hickory McCay: bass, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine, tambourine, maracas, piano, clavinet
I SEE YOU PANSEXUAL
Hickory McCay: acoustic and electric guitar, ARP 2600 synthesizer, Yamaha CS-80 synthesizer, recorder, hammers, vocals
MIKE WALLACE
Hickory McCay: ARP 2600 synthesizer, ARP Solina synthesizer, Moog modular synthesizer, Korg Mini-Pops drum machine
I'M PAYING FOR ALL THE PIZZA YOU'RE PAYING FOR
Mike Tylko: lead vocals, Wichita whispering
Ioritallied Walsh: synthesizer
Phenix Walsh: tenor saxophone
Allen Walsh: trumpet
Greater Walsh: trombone
Stoned “On Cocaine and Vodka” Walsh: bass
WHESON Walsh: drums
Smurf Da Cheap: announcer
VAN LAS CROFT BEEF COCONUT WHEAT ALL OVER MY FACE
Hickory McCay: guitar, bass, tambourine, congas, saxophone, bass drum, cymbals, cowbells
APOCALYPSE OF THE TRAGEDY TREE
Hickory McCay: piano, sampled viola, sampled flute, sampled accordion, guitar, drum programming
99-YEAR-OLD DANCING ON ST. LOUIS/ST. LOUIS MUSEUM/DANCING WITH THE JAZZ ECONOMY
Hickory McCay: Minimoog synthesizer, guitar, E-Mu Emulator II, Roland TR-909 drum machine, Hammond organ, vocals
ELEGIES FOR ROSES
Hickory McCay: Roland CR-78 drum machine, sampled cellos, bass, acoustic guitar
Interzero Zappa samples John Wayne Was a Nazi written by Al Schvitz, Ron Posner & Dave Dictor
Jim Hightower's Extremely Velocerous Singing samples a Michelob advertisement
Surfing The Stoned Life includes lyrics from The Revealing Science of God (Dance of the Dawn) written by Jon Anderson & Steve Howe and United written by Chris Carter, Genesis P-Orridge, Cosey Fanni Tutti & Peter Christopherson
Crack Defendant samples Cocaine & Crack (writer unknown) and Concentration Moon written by Frank Zappa
Pogo Wapsi and the Stomach Bomb quotes Birthday written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
The Arrival of Chris Candle quotes Linus and Lucy written by Vince Guaraldi
One Hundred Twenty-Six Thousand quotes Funk #49 written by Joe Walsh, Dale Peters & Jim Fox
I See You Pansexual samples Tourette's written by Kurt Cobain
I'm Paying for All the Pizza You're Paying For samples a Pizza Hut advertisement
Special thanks to Dashiell Yardumian for thinking of Greater Walsh's religious affiliation
Blurring the lines between sarcasm and reality, between sadist love songs like Bill Watterson and comedy bits like Knife Fight. Wonderful - R. Mutt Fake Members Records
Prana Crafter’s “Bodhi Cheetah’s Choice” is an album of mystic, drifting guitar work alternately haunting and searing. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 8, 2018
Aussie cosmonauts teleport their art rock to the dancefloor, expanding their spaced-out sound with elements of disco and synthpop. Bandcamp New & Notable Aug 17, 2022