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Microsoft Sam:
I hear an obvious tape splice because Hickory fucked up the bass part. I hear a bassline. I hear Jean-Michel Jarre’s drum machine. I hear the last song on Nonchalance In The Land Of The Large And Flabby. I hear shitty music. I would prefer the James Gang. I would prefer “Funk #49”. This is a bad disco song. Disco does not usually contain tritones. What does the title even mean? It’s nowhere near as good as the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album. Danny DeVito does not appear. This is not a metaphor for capitalism. I hear a synthesizer. I hear Hickory McCay using the British spelling of synthesiser.

I hear a bad Cecil Taylor impression, except performed on a Yamaha CS-80. Godspeed You! Black Emperor do not have a Yamaha CS-80. Oh no, is he going to perform a guitar solo? The synthesizer was already annoying enough.

I could not tell whether or not that was a guitar solo. There did not appear to be any notes.

Joe Walsh:
Well, I was very fond, shall we say, of cocaine and vodka.

Teacher:
Good morning, students! Wow, what a great turnout today!

Microsoft Sam:
Can you please play Funk #49? Joe Walsh is such greatest guitarist, songwriter, and American treasure. The Eagles needed Joe more than Joe needed the Eagles, that’s for sure! Forget the Eagles, forget Ringo and his All-Starr Band, when the virus gets through running its course, the James Gang must ride again. Nothing like a good ole Stratocaster in the hands of somebody who knows how to play it! Still my favorite song that they did, and to sound as good today as when they did it originally years ago! And what a blistering, different song for back then! Made me a James Gang fan for life.

Joe Walsh:
Akdov dna eniacoc fo, yas ew llahs, donf yrev saw I, llew. Well, I was very fond, shall we say, of cocaine and vodka.

Microsoft Sam:
This song is going on far too long.