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The wastebasket’s name was Ralph
The frog’s name was Kermit
I’m a Libertarian
And I want to legalize this
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
If you asked me “who is Ralph”
I’d say it’s the basket’s name
And then if I asked you “who is he marrying”
You would say the same
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Ralph lays frozen on the cold, wet grass while Kermit’s knife pokes him
Kermit lays frozen in his bed while his husband chokes him
Ralph lays frozen on the cold, wet grass while Kermit’s knife pokes him
Kermit lays frozen in his bed while his husband chokes him
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket
Kermit the Frog marries a wastepaper basket

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