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Well, as a conservative I was walking down the liberal streets
Seeing all the homeless, I gritted my teeth
But then all of a sudden, I spot a dude in a corny mobile phone suit
I try to call Holy Lew Gay and the dude says “how rude”
Then I call Ron DeSantis
To say “this guy looks like a gay praying mantis”
But after I scoff saying “gay”, Ron says “how crude”
He says “you said something that’s against the law
Because in Florida you can kiss a dog’s paw, worship Tim McGraw, or even snort coke through a straw
But you can’t say anything about sex
Or the way the non-binary dress
Or you’re under arrest”
I said I agreed
But I asked about abortion
I said “you know the liberals will legalize that contraceptive potion”
Ron said “no, because we have Mobile Fetus”
I asked “does he believe in the LORD or Jesus
Because I’m sure if he did, we’d all team up
And say giddyup, Trump 2024”
“Yes”, he explained,
“Right near the remains of those trains that we blew up because they voted for socialist Biden
Is Mobile Fetus, a dude in a costume that honks his car horn
As he vroom-vrooms to work, causing a commotion, at his job protesting to ban abortion
You can call his landline to report an abortion
So, let’s conquer the left’s plan for that contraceptive potion”

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from What Is A Urinal​?​: The Best of R. Mutt and the Fountains, released June 19, 2022

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