Hickory:
I am a six track leader
Sports Illustrated swimsuit reader
I created six babies in the first year of my school life
When I go to church, they ask “where’s your wife”

Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby
Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby

Now the train is rolling down the track like it owns the station
I am like a human crustacean
One afternoon I took a walk just six feet from the park
I am not allowed to go in because I am a shark

Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby
Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby

In Salt Lake City, I covered the windows (pronounce “winders”)
And then I returned my six babies to sender
Where they are now, I’ll never know
I should have left them with Grandpa Joe

Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby
Some like it hot and some like it not
Turn this track up a little more, baby

Ezra (screaming): SIX TRACK LEADER! STOP IT WITH YOUR BEATER! I’M TRYING TO WATCH BLUE PETER! MY URINAL HOLDS FIVE LETTERS!

Carson (through marimba):
Garth Brooks tastes like garlic naan.
My intestines live in an Ikea futon.
This is for you, Mom.
I will try to play tom-toms.
(tom-toms)

Aurelia:
Where did you go, six track leader?
Attend to your six track label, if you are able
My six track mind is one track only
The six track leader left me lonely

Aurelia, Hickory:
Inside we have donkey lunch book heart
Inside we have donkey lunch book heart
Inside we have donkey lunch book heart
Inside we have donkey lunch book heart
(both repeat, over):

Ezra:
(SIX TRACK LEADER!)
(PARKING METER!)
(CORN DOG EATER!)
(SIX TRACK WEINER!)

Carson:
Six track leader.
Did you go to the dry cleaner’s?
My favorite athlete, Derek Jeter.
Mitch McConnell is the Senate minority leader.

(choir)