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Hey, Tropical Counselor!
Your air of indifference pleases me
That’s why I say
Tropical Counselor, keep dancing
Tropical Counselor, keep dancing
Tropical Counselor, keep dancing
Hey, Tropical Counselor!
You drive me nuts
I’m climbing up the walls
Keep on dancing, Tropical Counselor
Go on tour!
He drives me nuts
He drives my nuts
Tropical Counselor, driving my nuts!
Driving me nuts
Driving my nuts
This joke is not funny
Who wrote it?
I wrote it
You have a bad sense of humor
And your hair looks bad
You should be ashamed of yourself
It was done better on the last album
I’m glad I did
Because otherwise
How would you get to hear the word “nuts” on an R. Mutt and the Fountains album?
Only on the song “Tropical Counselor”
Tropical Counselor
Tropical Counselor
Tropical Counselor, dance some more
Tropical Counselor, dance some more
Tropical Counselor, dance some more
Tropical Counselor, dance some more
Tropical Counselor, dance some more
The tropical counselor
Went down to the record store
He bought a Fall album
And he ripped off the vocal style
And also to an extent the musical style
Of such songs as “Container Drivers”
And “Slates, Slags, etc.”
Then he watched an episode
Of SpongeBob SquarePants
Directed by Karleinz Stockhausen

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Founded in 1888.

Beyond The Opposite of Stupid

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