Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome one and all, to our first scientific discovery! It's Frank Zappa's mouth!"

Dad: "Ow! Look out while you're riding around that black hole on your hoverboard, Junior!"
Little kid: "Why, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because it's Frank Zappa's fucking mouth! It's a black hole! Isn't that amazing?"
Mom, interrupting Dad: "Stu, what did I say about cussing in the house?!"
Little kid: "It's okay, Daddy. Because isn't a fucking just like a ring pop candy?"
Mom: "Look what you made him do, Stu. Now let's talk about our divorce in the other room".
Little kid: "A miniature horse?!"
Dad: "Marge, you just have to understand that the aura of Frank Zappa has been living in our house!"
Mom: "Let's dial down on your psychedelics then!"
Dad: "That's Frank Zappa!"
Frank Zappa: "I'm Frank Zappa, and I don’t use drugs!"

Oh, did you hear the news?
Not do confuse you, but they've announced that Zappa's mouth is a black hole
They found when they searched through his soul
Besides the obscenities and foul language we apologize you have to anguish through
Besides the music that doesn't sound anything like Cheap Trick, mind you
Besides the sex jokes
Which are so not woke
That after laughing so hard
All I can do is choke

It's Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth
Zappa's foul mouth, Zappa's foul mouth